Event 1: The Grocery Carry
You don't need to be a parent for this one. For some reason the more lazy we are, the more we feel we should try to attempt to gather in one trip.
Object: To carry as many grocery bags at one time....(I'd rather carry 100lbs at once than make two trips)
Deductions will be given for the following: Bags breaking/tearing, dropping items, having to put down anything to shut the car door/hatch or open the house door, walking crooked, walking in an unusually fast, chopping pace, purple fingertips, using a foot to prop the door (butt propping permitted), or dropping all the bags in the middle of the kitchen floor in a state of distress.
Extra Points for: Carrying a pack of bottled water while consecutively carrying other bags, carrying dog food bags with groceries (those little mini 5 lb bags don't count), and hoisting all the bags onto the counter top in one swoop.
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